I turned off my phone
Because I could not
Handle the certainty
That you were not
Even trying to talk
To me.
(via dumppweed)
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  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
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sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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-circa broadens



  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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